desinteresse:

desinteresse:

They should give me a bachelor in science of being a sweetheart

Afterward I will pursue a master’s degree in being an absolute delight 

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

martinkhall:

axaxaxaaintouvli:

Happy pride.

macklesufficient:

guide 4 teens

• tell the cops nothing
• tell the paramedics everything
• ur eyebrows are fine

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@ deandrepageart

whatshouldwecalltheseguys-blog:

Fucking badass. May they Rest in Peace.

infamouswhore:

do u ever just see hands and are like they belong knuckle deep inside of me

vortahoney:

Translator? Why not trans now?

funnytwittertweets: